To quote the Mel Brooks look-a-like...

Lame as it is, N.S.F.M.F. works here regarding Ryan Moore's return.

The state attorney's office is charging Moore with a felony regarding his altercation with a female student.

Of course our pal's have already run with it. ESPN had the ticker going during VT/Clemson, "Miami receiver Ryan Moore charged with a FELONY..."

The college football community knows about Moore's altercation with a female bar patron. Attaching "felony" to his name, the implication is there - he must've done something more to the girl. Not the case.

The felony upgrade is in regards to the car door Moore kicked, Daniel-san style. Damage done exceeded the limit of what would be deemed a misdemeanor, hence 'felony criminal mischief'.

Either way, another case of only telling part of the story.

According to Larry Coker, he "fully expects" Moore to play against Virginia Tech next weekend.